Tuesday, March 28, 2006


Here, verbatim, is the ad copy from the website for "iBuzz--the Music Activated iPod sex toy":

iBuzz -- The music-activated orgasm machine!

Works with any MP3 player or portable music device!
* Bullet vibrates in time to your music!
* Turn the music up for stronger vibrations!
* Stimulating fun for him and her!
* Easy to use - plug in and play!
* Works with or without music!

Only £29.99! Now available in the US!

iBuzz is the musical orgasm machine! The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music. Which song pushes your butttons?

iBuzz -- It plugs into any music player to let you enjoy your music like never before!

That pretty much says it all. For what it's worth, I've had particularly satisfying results with "Jumping Jack Flash," "Bye Bye Love," "The Flight of the Bumblebee," and, somewhat counterintuitively, "Onward Christian Soldiers."

Bop 'til you drop.


Blogger ....J.Michael Robertson said...

Now I can listen to the warm.

March 28, 2006 at 9:18 PM  

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