UNFORTUNATELY, BASEBALL DOESN'T INVOLVE THE USE OF A PUCK

According to an article by St. Petersburg Times staff sportswriter Marc Topkin on January 15, the Tampa Bay Devil Rays are considering changing their name, one possible new handle being the Tampa Bay Tarpons, which I personally vote for just because of the marvelous typo potential. Ditto with regard to the opportunity for errant transpositions by the broadcast teams: "And now, taking the field are the Tarpa Bay..." You get the drift.