Monday, March 26, 2007

TASTY FREEZE

I see by today's USA Today that drug dealers are now attempting to lure young people to use methamphetamine by peddling flavored meth. Among the flavors being found by DEA agents are strawberry, chocolate, cola, and other soda flavors (Dr. Pepper would seem to be a natural here).

Well, if this is true, it is absolutely unconscionable! It is outrageous!

When are we going to stop coddling and pandering to this younger generation?

When I was young and strung out, we took our narcotic and stimulant drugs without any fancying up, the way God or Pfizer or No-cuts Norman made them. If your speed tasted like battery acid, well, by God, that was the price you paid to burn another hole in your frontal lobe. If you wanted to honk something fruit-flavored up your nose, you went to the House of Pancakes. Some of us, anyway.

I recall a hit of DMT in 1977 that made everything I ate taste like burning rat droppings for three days. They don't make drugs like that anymore.

Chocolate flavored crank! Preposterous. Next thing you know, they'll be selling fruit flavored vodka.

Eh? Say what?

Tarnation!

2 Comments:

Blogger ....J.Michael Robertson said...

We always had a wonderful fruit-flavored vodka. It's called gin. I speak as one who just hoisted four martins at the Persian Aub Zam Zam on Haight. The old ways were the best ways. I see your tarnation and raise you a Dr. Tarnower.

March 28, 2007 at 11:03 AM  
Blogger Phillip said...

Persian Aub Zam Zam- is that place still open I thought the owner died...? Now thats a gin joint!

Bob I've started a book list.

Book title for sarah palin: "Unabridged to Nowhere"

see ya round the hood!

April 28, 2010 at 11:42 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home