ODDS THAT JAY LENO WILL DO MORE OR LESS THIS GAG TONIGHT: 3-1 IN FAVOR

George Bush yesterday told a gathering of businessmen that excessive salaries for incompetent CEOs had to be reined in, and called for corporations to tie executives' compensation to their performance on the job. By that standard, I calculate that Bush should not only return his entire salary for the past six years, but also owes the country $184 billion.