Thursday, December 14, 2006

NEWS UPDATE

After viewing a videotape of U.S. Senator Tim Johnson, who had undergone emergency surgery to relieve pressure on his brain, now awake, smiling, and giving the thumbs up from his bed in the hospital's post-op recovery unit, outgoing Senate Majority Leader and M.D. Bill Frist declared the South Dakota Democrat to be clinically dead.

1 Comments:

Blogger J. Michael Robertson said...

Or he might declare him a cat and cut him up little pieces.

December 14, 2006 at 2:10 PM  

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