AND AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN TOWN, CHENEY LIVES JUST DOWN THE ROAD THERE

There have been several news reports that the head of Al Qaeda in Iraq released a tape in which he declared that Islamic Jihadists will not rest or give quarter until they have blown up the White House, preferably while George Bush is in residence.

To which I enthusiastically give the only proud, patriotic, and appropriate response:
"Bring it on."
I mean it. Seriously. Please.
Here, I'll hold your djellaba, or whatever the hell you call that coat.

After all, to paraphrase a certain commander-in-chief, if we don't fight them in D.C., we'll have to fight them in Oakland.