I WOULD SAY "ADAM SANDLER AS OSAMA BIN LADEN," BUT HE'D PROBABLY TAKE THE GIG

Ran across a participant Net game at http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2280234
which boils down to "Worst Possible Film Role Casting" and those who may be interested can check it out. Mostly bleah, but particles here and there of the obscure (Gary Busey as Gandhi), the obvious (Bush as President), the far too easy (Paris Hilton as the Virgin Mary), and the cleverly tasteless (Sting as Steve Irwin). Trying to blend all these shortcomings, the only thing that occured to me was Stephen Hawking as Fred Astaire. I'm sure you can do better, and are invited to.