Thursday, March 10, 2005


From today's "Quirkies":

"Sandra Uses Haemorrhoid Cream On Her Face

"Sandra Bullock has revealed she uses haemorrhoid cream on her face. The 40-year-old - who attended the London premiere of her new film Miss Congeniality 2 - said she learned the beauty secret while filming. She said:'It was the most pertinent secret I learned in this job. Bottom cream really does help against wrinkles.'"

And now, all the rest of the day, I'm going to be carrying in my mind an image of Sandra in her proctologist's office, and he's saying, "No, dear, the principle doesn't work both ways, and you'd just ruin the lipstick."


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