Thursday, January 06, 2005

PAPA OOMAUMAU

If I wasn't so inherently lazy, I would send this to Jay Leno for use in his monologue, where it rightly belongs.

The results are in on the first installment of "Who's Your Daddy?" the new Fox network show, so emblematic of the taste level at Fox, in which a woman who was adopted as a child attempts to determine which of eight men, all claiming to be her father, actually is. It turns out that the viewing public evidently (and uncharacteristically) regards this concept with as much contempt as the critics. The show utterly tanked in the ratings. Fox is so panicked that the network is rushing in a replacement show directed at the urban and sports viewing markets, in which NBA star Allen Iverson attempts to determine which one of eight children is not actually his.

1 Comments:

Blogger ....J.Michael Robertson said...

Mr. Wieder: You have made an old man smile. Am I to believe that with Caen gone, Morse gone, Fitzgerald gone, there is no place in the immediate vicinity to deposit one's mots? There are limits, then, on what the Garchik woman will find amusing?

January 6, 2005 at 3:51 PM  

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