O TO BE IN ENGLAND

The following is posted only to satisfy those cranks and carpers who have complained lately that this blog has grown "tame" and "churchy" and "not worth shit compared to my 'Jackass' DVD."

In America, members of various local communities have within the last few years petitioned to change the name of their streets, towns or highways because they had such “offensive” names as FU Road, Gay Court and Route 666. My advice to these troubled souls: For the love of God, don't move to England. According to Rude Britain, a book cataloging double entendre addresses and locales in the UK, you could wind up living on or in Brown Willy, Booty Lane, Nether Wallop, Honeypot Lane, Mudchute, Cockermouth Green, Hooker Road, Cumloden Court, Prickwillow, Upper Dicker, Old Sodom Lane, Long Lover Lane, Dicks Mount, Three Cocks, Balls Cross, The Furry, Lickers Lane, Grope Lane, Menlove Avenue, Titty Ho, Crotch Crescent, Merkins Venue, Pork Lane, Moisty Lane, Wetwang, Swallow Passage, Lickey End, Rimswell, Dick Court, Hole of Horcum, Shitterton, Fingringhoe, Muff, Sandy Balls, or Twatt.

This has been a public service of your US Postal Department.